{"product_id":"not-today-heifer-sticker-decal","title":"Not Today Heifer -Sticker\/Decal","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1brmqog\" data-start=\"105\" data-end=\"145\"\u003e💥 DESTASH • SALE • LIQUIDATION 💥\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"207\"\u003eaka… \u003cem data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"204\"\u003e“we have entirely too much stuff and it’s gotta GO”\u003c\/em\u003e 😅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"331\"\u003eWelcome to the section where the deals are hot, the prices are unhinged, and the inventory is officially on borrowed time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"333\" data-end=\"463\"\u003eWe’re clearing out space (and maybe a little sanity) which means YOU get first dibs on deeply discounted goodies from KB Korner 👀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"595\"\u003e✨ Overstock\u003cbr data-start=\"476\" data-end=\"479\"\u003e✨ Discontinued items\u003cbr data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"502\"\u003e✨ Random gems we found hiding in the chaos\u003cbr data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"547\"\u003e✨ “Why do we have so many of these?!” specials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"756\"\u003e💸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"638\"\u003ePriced to MOVE — not to sit pretty\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eOnce it’s gone… it’s gone \u003cem data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"677\"\u003efor real\u003c\/em\u003e (no restocks, no second chances, no “I should’ve checked out faster” tears 😭)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"xkx3vj\" data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e🚨 THE FINE PRINT:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"805\" data-end=\"974\"\u003e• All items are \u003cstrong data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"835\"\u003efinal sale\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"838\"\u003e• No holds — fastest checkout wins 🏃♀️💨\u003cbr data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"883\"\u003e• Quantities are limited and may vary\u003cbr data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"923\"\u003e• Ships fast so we can make room for MORE goodies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003eIf you love a good deal, a little chaos, and scoring inventory at \u003cem data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003echef’s kiss\u003c\/em\u003e pricing…\u003cbr data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003eyou’re in the right place, bestie 😏\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1151\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e🛒 Go ahead… dig through the madness.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KB Korner Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53257729114426,"sku":null,"price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/7273\/2730\/files\/20260326_124148.jpg?v=1775149593","url":"https:\/\/www.kbkorner.com\/products\/not-today-heifer-sticker-decal","provider":"KB Korner Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}